The Kitchen Goblin (Tin Crawler)
We have all had a Kitchen Goblin at home at some time. The cupboard is his natural habitat, although he will sneak into your fridge shamelessly. He is the one who drinks your beer when you are not home and eats your ice cream, or (what is worse) who eats almost all your ice cream and only leaves a bit.
He will keep tubs with weird substances in your freezer, he will tear the flour box, leave the nuts packets half-closed, so that you find them stale, and will piss in your sugar, making it a solid block.
Those of you who have a dishwasher pay special attention, since he has the strange habit of getting the newly washed dishes dirty, leaving suspicious remains in the bottom of the soup bowls and a dull tint in the cutlery.
The Kitchen Goblin enjoys having a bath in the sink from time to time and will not hesitate to dry himself with your napkin: watch where you leave it.
